The Better Half/TBH: My lovely wife/secretary/chef/editor.
Bear: My oldest (by a matter of seconds) daughter. She used to growl like a bear (now she squeaks - go figure), plus she's roly-poly like a bear cub at the moment.
Turtle: My youngest (by the same matter of seconds) daughter. She's kind of skinny and has a way of sticking her head out that makes her look like Cecil Turtle from Looney Tunes.
